+hello+
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brittanaheyaaa:

rocksfelleveryonedied:

thebitca:

enjolrasthesocialjusticeblogger:

nobodytoldthehorse:

le-docteur-qui:

OMG YOURE STRAIGHT WE HAVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND GO HUNTING SOMETIME

OH I HAVE A COUSIN WHO’S STRAIGHT I SHOULD INTRODUCE YOU

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT IM NOT A HETEROPHOBE ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS STRAIGHT

OMG I’VE ALWAYS WANTED A STRAIGHT BEST FRIEND!

HOW DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE SEX

HOW DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE STRAIGHT? 

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fav sex toy?
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spacedandyswaifu:

captainhanni:

You’re quite the masochist.

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didyourmomjustcallmeababydyke:

Oh man I love it

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twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

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fresh-4ir:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

oh my GOD

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ryanvallejo:

korralight:

image

okay so coral blue number 5 semi gloss lipstick

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exists

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

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kurtsaunt:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Perfect.

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negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

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apollollo:

send this to your crush

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best believe there's no music